Brian- Because he’s straight lol
Jonathan- I’m currently watching Suits. I think you’re a cross between Harvey and Louis.
You’re attractive, intelligent, somewhat aloof, and you care (but kind of don’t want anyone to know) like Harvey.
On the other hand, you’re argumentative, intelligent, hard to reach, and come off as a jerk, like Louis.
I think I’ll just go with you’re Jonathan, because while you may appear to be some of these things, you’re really just intelligent, definitely a recovering lawyer, somewhat aloof, caring, and handsome. But most of all, you’re a pretty amazing friend.
If a woman does ever catch your eye again, she’ll be lucky to have you my friend.
PS: I hope you take this with the tongue in cheek that’s intended!