Dan, I have two words for you: Mechanical Keyboard.
Okay, now I have more words. I am the same way. When I get excited, the fingers fly and the keys are punished. My husband just starts shaking his head and says, “I know you’re really going off over there because I can barely see your fingers moving and it sounds like an old typewriter.”
I have nails as well, though they aren’t as long as they used to be, so it sounds even cooler, to me anyway. Most people are annoyed by my typing and I don’t really care. I have misophonia (certain sounds make me rage) so if my sort of loud typing makes folks crazy, maybe they get a small glimpse into my normal everyday world lol.
I love how excited you are, it’s contagious!
Much love. And 100% with the Birks ❤